I haven’t done one of these in a while but this one stuck with me today.
Today in #pfek I hear the toilet flush and literally three seconds later a child comes out of the bathroom.
Me, continuing to teach the lesson without missing a beat: Go wash your hands.
Kidlet: Oh yeah *scurries back into the bathroom*
*reappears 14 seconds later*
Me, still teaching, and without looking at the child: Go try again, with soap this time.
Kidlet, sighing at the other Grown Up in the room: She always does this!!!
UM SIR????
Obviously I’m not doing it right if I “always do it” and yet you keep coming out of the bathroom without washing your hands with soap!!!
Y’all….kids are gross 
DontBotherOrtizMe 
4 responses to “Today in #pfeK: Bathroom Expectations”
Hahaha! Well, at least he remembers that you always remind him to wash his hands! As a parent, I spend a lot of time telling my kidlet to go back and try again, and I have immense awe that you are able to maintain your composure while repeating the same reminders ad infinitum to a roomful of little ones!
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Funny! I like your sense of carrying on with the lesson while you deal with the bathroom issues. Your slice is well told with lots of smiles throughout.
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I really do have a lot of fun in school 😉
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I love the seamlessness of your actions: lesson, side instruction, lesson, side instruction …
I also love that kids always seem amazed that their behavior is noticed. 🙂
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